penishole:

People from Westboro Baptist Church are coming to the town where my school is located. They think the tornado that basically destroyed the entire town was a sign from God that gay marriage is a sin. Are you fucking kidding me.

danwillyouhowellforme:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

slutsy:

i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread 

this was his response 

WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK

WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A DUCK?

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dickbarakat:

toe cruise

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

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welcometoweekendupdate:

buzzfeed:

Friendly reminder: The weather tomorrow should be pretty nice.

every fucking year

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inverts:

jessie how does your hair even work

you just rotated 180 degrees and your hair continued pointing in the same direction

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inverts:

jessie how does your hair even work

you just rotated 180 degrees and your hair continued pointing in the same direction

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